I'm not racist, I hate everybody !

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.

Q: What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A: Before the First Period.

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q: What do you throw a Mexican man when he's drowning?
A: His wife and kids.

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
A: You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!

Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV

Q: How do you drown a black preson?
A: Pop their lips.

Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Q: What's long, black and smelly?
A: An unemployment line.

Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Q: Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns

Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.

Q: What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?
A: Sinko

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.

Q: What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
A: My bike

Q: What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?
A: A rake.

Q:How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
A:Throw them a basket ball.

Q: Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads?
A: Helps for better aiming.

Q: How do you kill a redneck?
A: Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

*****DISCLAIMER*****
You must have a sense of humor to fully appreciate thease jokes, if you have no sense of humor or are easily offended because you are a complete pussy and don't have the first clue about a sense of humor, then please, go fuck you're self.
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